My Mama named me Amber LaShea…

Due to recent happenings, I think it is imperative that I make it very clear that the title of this blog is me; however, it is a name that is copyrighted to me:  Vesper Woolf. And, as I thought was clear and/or rather irrelevant, I have a YouTube channel:  Southern Belle Humanism. I showcase artists, […]

The Space Ballad of Ricky Joe… (Yes, he’s from Alabama.)

Once upon a time, before my sister developed a knack for crafting tin foil bikinis as well as tin foil hats of both superb and enormous proportions molded into the Neo-traditional style of Alpha Centaurian design, there was Ricky Joe. Ricky Joe’s significance to the cultural history of Emily’s amazing foil bodyware is linked to […]

Shame a single mother, especially one of my relations, and I go Scarlett on you.

*Note:  This was originally a Facebook rant. Amber Geislinger March 20 at 3:54pm · I have lectured on decorum for the 21st century, and I’m currently considering taking my phrase on as a title for another book after I complete my current project. You’ve seen me use a soft style of owning a man-bitch, and […]

My Grandmother Was A Feminist Icon Before That Was Even A Thing

Women’s History Month is upon us again. And Facebook’s algorithms are probably slamming your newsfeed. This is a picture of my grandmother, Polly Winkles Holmes, ever the politically active do-gooder of her day. She led the Decatur branch of The Women’s League of Voters; and, administrated retirement villages for the elderly at a time when […]

Yes, The West Needs Feminism

Currently, the United States ranks worst among first-world developed countries regarding maternal care, women’s health, public policy, mother’s rights, AND child healthcare/welfare. (US ‘worst place to be a mother’ among developed nations) Thank any mom brave enough to have a child in a country that guarantees no maternity leave, offers no job protection, makes women dependent on […]

Alabama Adoption Trafficking Human Rights Violations & “Adoption Rocks”

Calling on all humanists and feminists: We need to advocate a halt to newborn adoption trafficking. 97.7% of mothers are coerced/bullied into “adoption” due to lack of financial security and/or single status. Yes, this is still happening in the 21st century. Private attorneys and companies, along with religious charities, comprise a multi-billion dollar adoption trafficking […]

I Just Bitch-slapped The Regressive Left

Halloween is my favorite time of the year. My husband and I married this time of year. For me, Halloween reminds me of childhood in Knoxville, the foothills of The Great Smoky Mountains, pumpkin patches, and home-made chili on Samhain night. You can’t have Halloween without Charlie Brown and “The Great Pumpkin” or trick-or-treating with […]